corntroversy:

737downoverabq:

in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath

now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK

the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it

(Source: spoontroversy, via summon-the-monster)

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(via hi)

stability:

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

(Source: stability, via ryanvallejo)

bikinipowerbottom:

when an artist you hate comes out with a good song

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(via masukunda)