conclom:

conclom:

Why isn’t barbie pregnant?

bc ken came in a different box

(via summon-the-monster)

rniraclewhip:

forcing people to reblog your selfies

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(Source: rniraclewhip, via floppy-flamingo)

Anonymous: Pancakes!!!! ;) 

Oh wow i love you. I actually love you, like we could get married right now and I would be sailing that ship till the end of time.

lamelohan:

whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???

(via hi)

teenjalex:

I really hate being an introvert because I sometimes think “oh hey, I can totally hang out with a bunch of people right now! I can handle it! I hate being alone!!” and then three hours into hanging out I realize how draining of energy it is for me to be around other people and I just want to curl up into a ball and isolate myself for the rest of my life.

(via pepepleasecomehome)

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via pepepleasecomehome)

mysideofreality:

I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that

(via owlmylove)

cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

(Source: cloudy-dreamers, via pepepleasecomehome)

codependentbrothers:

ALERT ALERT ALERT 

HERE WE HAVE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE CLEARLY SHOWING THE CHRIS EVANS LEFT BOOB SWIPE BEING PERFORMED ON ONE VERY OVERWHELMED AND CONFUSED SEBASTIAN STAN

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ALERT ALERT ALERT

(x)

(via tom-sits-like-a-whore)

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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(via juliejdo)

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

(via hi)

sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:
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Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:
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(Source: parkingstrange, via cronasmadness)